The Perfect Soulmate Guide
Trying to figure out why you haven’t met The One? Well, I don’t know what to tell you, but it’s probably your fault. Moving on, don’t worry, you are probably not the only one who’s having this issue. Now, we at “Taking Your Soul” are here to help. These are the five easy steps to take when you’re planning to transform yourself into the perfect soulmate.
Step 1: Learn How To Ride A Bike.
Just in case you need to chase, I mean find your soulmate, this is the best way of transportation and it saves the planet and you look great riding a bike and saying hello to every one of your potential soul mates.
Step 2: Be yourself, but don’t be yourself
This means you should be an enhance version of yourself. You like swimming? Great, how about swimming with some sharks or even wrestling with an alligator. It sounds extreme(because it is) but it will show your soulmate how strong you are.
Step 3: Speaking of strength, practice meeting the parents
Because once you’ve met your mate via bike and survived swimming with sharks, its time to meet the parental units. Remember practice makes perfect, so hire some actors to pretend to be your parents and your lover’s parents, practice saying hello in four different languages and cooking crabs(this is important) it shows that you are cultured and you’re not afraid of danger 🙂
Step 4: Hygiene is KEY!
You would think this would be the first step but no, because you kind of need to be sweaty for all the other steps, and who would notice anything while you’re cooking crap and speaking in Cantonese? So, taking a shower three times a day and living inside a bubble twice a week-does wonders for the skin.
Step 5: Run to your soulmate
At this point you should probably be at your wedding, getting ready to say your sweet vows, but WAIT. You have one last step, RUN, the guy or girl you’re about to marry is not the one, the one is the one in back, wearing black and wondering how they got there, but they’re there. So run to your soulmate, everything was for practice.
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Thank you for visiting my site, I promise I will get better at this and I hope you have/had a FANTASTIC Wednesday!